He Did That On Porpoise!
We went to this Eskimo restaurant the other night,
and I asked to see the menu.
The waiter said, ‘’We don’t have a lot of options,
so I’ll just call them out to you.
‘’We have whale meat steaks, whale meat curry,
whale meat stir fry and of course we have the Vera Lynn.
I said ‘’What’s the Vera Lynn?’’
He said ‘’Whale Meat Again.’’