[James Gutierrez]

Have you ever met my wife?​

Two men are at a pub, chatting about their wives. Here's how their conversation unfolded:

First man: 'Have you ever met my wife? She's like a living battle axe.'

Second man: 'Oh, I can relate. The other day, I tried to fish for a compliment. I said to her, "Honey, when I gaze into the mirror, all I see staring back is a fat, ugly, old man. I need a little boost, you know?"'

First man: 'And what did she say?'

Second man: 'Would you believe it? She responds with, "Well, at least your eyesight is near perfect!"'

 

[Ezzy]

You are very tactful James.

The first time l heard this it was the wife looking in the mirror making those remarks.