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Luckyus

Luckyus

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Hard Of Hearing

I met a couple one day, we chatted for several minutes. The wife was quite deaf. Every time I said something the wife tugged the husband's elbow and said, "What did he said?" Every answer I gave the wife said the same thing... "What did he say?"

Finally I asked the couple, "Where are you from?" The husband said, "We are from Toowoomba."

I quipped to the husband, "Toowoomba! The worse shag I ever had was in Toowoomba!"

The wife tugged the husband's elbow, "What did he say?"

The husband shouted into his wife's ear,

"HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!"
 

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