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Hard Of Hearing

A little old man starts having trouble hearing and goes to the doctor.....says. "Doc, I'm having problems hearing!"

Doctor says "Lets check this out." He looks into the man's ear with his flashlight and says, "There's a foreign object in here." He takes his tweezers and pulls it out... The Doc says to the old man, "It's a suppository!!"

The old man takes a look, and asks the Doc,

"Can I use your phone? I Need to tell the wife that I know where I put that hearing aid!!"
 
Hard Of Hearing

A little old man starts having trouble hearing and goes to the doctor.....says. "Doc, I'm having problems hearing!"

Doctor says "Lets check this out." He looks into the man's ear with his flashlight and says, "There's a foreign object in here." He takes his tweezers and pulls it out... The Doc says to the old man, "It's a suppository!!"

The old man takes a look, and asks the Doc,

"Can I use your phone? I Need to tell the wife that I know where I put that hearing aid!!"
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Hard Of Hearing

A little old man starts having trouble hearing and goes to the doctor.....says. "Doc, I'm having problems hearing!"

Doctor says "Lets check this out." He looks into the man's ear with his flashlight and says, "There's a foreign object in here." He takes his tweezers and pulls it out... The Doc says to the old man, "It's a suppository!!"

The old man takes a look, and asks the Doc,

"Can I use your phone? I Need to tell the wife that I know where I put that hearing aid!!"
Dennis R's Morning Pun. Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I am a YO-YO, how are you feeling, oh up and down.
 
Hard Of Hearing

A little old man starts having trouble hearing and goes to the doctor.....says. "Doc, I'm having problems hearing!"

Doctor says "Lets check this out." He looks into the man's ear with his flashlight and says, "There's a foreign object in here." He takes his tweezers and pulls it out... The Doc says to the old man, "It's a suppository!!"

The old man takes a look, and asks the Doc,

"Can I use your phone? I Need to tell the wife that I know where I put that hearing aid!!"
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Hard Of Hearing

A little old man starts having trouble hearing and goes to the doctor.....says. "Doc, I'm having problems hearing!"

Doctor says "Lets check this out." He looks into the man's ear with his flashlight and says, "There's a foreign object in here." He takes his tweezers and pulls it out... The Doc says to the old man, "It's a suppository!!"

The old man takes a look, and asks the Doc,

"Can I use your phone? I Need to tell the wife that I know where I put that hearing aid!!"
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Hard Of Hearing

A little old man starts having trouble hearing and goes to the doctor.....says. "Doc, I'm having problems hearing!"

Doctor says "Lets check this out." He looks into the man's ear with his flashlight and says, "There's a foreign object in here." He takes his tweezers and pulls it out... The Doc says to the old man, "It's a suppository!!"

The old man takes a look, and asks the Doc,

"Can I use your phone? I Need to tell the wife that I know where I put that hearing aid!!"
Best joke of heard for ages😃😆
 

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