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Hard Of Hearing!
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter.
He asks the man, “Where did you get such a big lighter?”
The man replies, "See that man playing the piano over there? He’s a genie, and he’ll grant you one wish.”
So, the guy walks over to the genie and says, “I wish for a million bucks.”
All of a sudden, the room fills up with a million ducks.
The man walks over to the guy with the lighter and says, “That genie is a little hard of hearing, isn’t he.”
The guy replies, “No kidding! You think I asked for a 14-inch Bic!”
