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Hamish McLaughlin Turns 50
Hamish McLaughlin was staggering home from the pub after a night of celebrating a 50th birthday with his best mate Scotty McTavish
He laid down on the side of the road for a 10 minute nap, but fell soundly asleep.....'
Shortly afterwards , Morag McLaughlin and Maureen O' Flaherty were walking home as well and they spotted Hamish lying on the side of the road fast asleep.......
Morag always wanted to know what secrets lay beneath a Scotsman Kilt, so she crept up alongside and lifted Hamish' garment.....
She was so impressed she decided to remove the blue ribbon from her hair and tie a ceremonial bow around Hamish's member....
Hamish awoke early next morning and wandered further into the bush, in desperate need of a piss.....He lifted his kilt and gazed down with astounding wonder......
" Well, i don'[t know what you got up last night laddie, but i see you won first prize ".... .....
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