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Hallelujah!
Three boys are in the schoolyard, bragging about their fathers.
The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper; he calls it a poem, and they give him $50.'
The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper; he calls it a song, and they give him $100.'
The third boy says, 'I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper; he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!'
