Skipton

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Hallelujah!!!!

I went to an Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.
The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand, and said,
“By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”
I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.
The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand, and said,
“By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!
I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
The Mullah came, took my hands, and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!”
I snapped at him, “There’s nothing wrong with me”
The Hindu sadhu came and said, "My son, you will walk on your legs today."
I said "your holiness - nothing wrong with my legs"
The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands, and said,
“By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!”
I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.
After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.
I believe in all religions now......


 
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