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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow!
Two older male dolphins notice their hairlines are starting to recede.
Dolphins go bald, too. Tough for humans to notice, but dolphins notice… Anyway…
Understandably, they start getting a little down in the dumps recognizing
the loss of their youth and feeling a profound sense of their own mortality.
In a moment of clarity, one dolphin says to his buddy,
“Hey compadre, we don’t have to just accept this as our new normal,
ya know? What with modern fashion and technology these days… we can do something about this!”
So, they went out and bought matching hairpieces. They were toupees in a pod.
