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Guiness
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman wander into a little old pub in Kildare.
They each ask the barman for a pint of Guinness. After the pints are placed onto the
bar, three bluebottles drop into each man’s freshly poured pint.
The Englishman pushes his pint away in disgust and orders up another.
The Scot reaches in and plucks the fly out.
The Irishman reaches in, picks the fly out, holds it up close to his face and shouts,
“Spit it out you little b*stard.””
