[Skipton]

''Guilty!''​

Paddy is in court. and after an eight hour
trial he pleads guilty.
The judge says, ''Why didn't you plead
guilty at first and save the court all this time?''
Paddy says, ''I thought I was innocent
until I heard all the evidence!''

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Doctor- Doctor I snore so loudly I wake myself up. Try sleeping in another room.