[Skipton]

Groaners!​

I once dated a gal who broke up with me because I only have 9 toes. She was lack toes intolerant.

Did you know ants never get sick? It’s because they have anty bodies.

You can’t blame anyone else if you fall in your driveway . . . it’s your own asphalt.

I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.

I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, vegetable, chicken. One day I hope to be a bouillianaire.

If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock,,,, Now that’s humerus.

I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I know what Heinzsight is.

 

[Bob’s Buddy]

You have good ones Skipton, do you write them?