[Tygie]

Grills​

Glenn and his wife were working in their garden one day when Glenn looks over at his wife and says, "Your bum is getting really big. I bet your bum is bigger than the barbecue."

With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your bum is two inches wider than the barbecue!" The wife chose to ignore the husband.

Later that night in bed, Glenn was feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife, who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-arse grill for one little weenie?'

 

[Emmy Im12]

Grills​

Glenn and his wife were working in their garden one day when Glenn looks over at his wife and says, "Your bum is getting really big. I bet your bum is bigger than the barbecue."

With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your bum is two inches wider than the barbecue!" The wife chose to ignore the husband.

Later that night in bed, Glenn was feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife, who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-arse grill for one little weenie?'

 

[Dennis]

As we said in the army it is not the size of the weapon that matters it is how well you use it.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. If April showers bring forth May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!

 

[Newt]

Me thinks Glenn should have kept that fact to himself.

 

[Wendy Gloss]

Silly man….it’s lucky he got dinner

 

[SirExton]

Silly man….it’s lucky he got dinner

He cooked dinner himself, on the Grill.

 

[mOiOz]

Talk about getting grilled!!!!

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Grills​

Glenn and his wife were working in their garden one day when Glenn looks over at his wife and says, "Your bum is getting really big. I bet your bum is bigger than the barbecue."

With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your bum is two inches wider than the barbecue!" The wife chose to ignore the husband.

Later that night in bed, Glenn was feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife, who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-arse grill for one little weenie?'

Lol, poor Man with a little weenie trying t make fun of his wife's ass! Hahaha, I love women's big ass! Lol.

 

[anne2162]

Yes indeed she gave an excellent reply

 

[Macarj]

Silly man….it’s lucky he got dinner

He's lucky he's in the same bed

 

[Leenie]

Grills​

Glenn and his wife were working in their garden one day when Glenn looks over at his wife and says, "Your bum is getting really big. I bet your bum is bigger than the barbecue."

With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your bum is two inches wider than the barbecue!" The wife chose to ignore the husband.

Later that night in bed, Glenn was feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife, who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-arse grill for one little weenie?'

Hilarious

 

[Ezzy]

Certainly didn't see that punch line coming. Well done or that is how Glenn would have liked it, WELL DONE!