Yangabillin05

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Great Weight

While waiting at a bus stop for a bus, a woman stepped onto a weight machine that told your fortune and weight for a quarter.

She put a quarter in, and out came a card that read:
“Your age is 32, You weigh 135 lbs, and you play the fiddle.”

She found the fortune amusing, since she didn’t play the fiddle, but it did have her age correct. About that time, an old gentleman walked up carrying a fiddle. She asked him if she could see his fiddle. He agreed and to their amazement, she began playing the fiddle with great natural skill.
She wondered if the fortune machine had actually known something about her that she didn’t. She thought about it, and decided to try the weight machine again. She put another quarter in the machine, and out comes the card that reads:
“Your age is 32, you weigh 135 lbs., and you have gastritis.”
She found this one to be absurd, as she was in perfect health. So she went back to the bus-stop to wait for her bus.
While sitting there, she develops abdominal pains that continue to get worse until she lets rip a humongous batch of anal air. She wondered about the fortune, and again was curious if the machine was capable of knowing stuff about her that she didn’t know.
She goes back and puts another quarter in the machine. Out comes a card that reads:
“Your age is 32, you weigh 135 lbs., and you are about to have sex.”
She laughed out loud, as she had been trying to find a decent guy to screw around with for months, with no luck. She is sitting there waiting for the bus, when this attractive young man sits down and immediately their eyes locked, and they both knew that they were right for each other. They quickly ducked down an alley and began to go at it like rutting pigs.
The woman was so simply amazed at the ability of the machine, that she had to try it one more time. She stood on the machine,
put her last quarter in, and out came a card that read:
“Your age is 32, you weigh 135 lbs. You’ve fiddled, you’ve farted, you’ve screwed around, and now you’ve missed your bus
 
Sounds pretty accurate! Hahaha :ROFLMAO: What really got me though is this line:

"a humongous batch of anal air"

Such a hilarious way to put 'fart' into words.
 

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