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Great Granddad Joke of the day.
Don’t Try to Outsmart a Teacher.
Found on a refrigerator one morning,
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as a wife. Therefore, after reading this letter I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old Secretary at the Comfort Inn Motel. Please don’t be upset, I shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night he found the following letter on the dining table,
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at the local College. I would like to inform you that while you read this , I will be at the Fiesta Motel with Michael, one of my students, who is also the Assistant Tennis Coach. He is young, virile and like your Secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, but for one small difference… 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be home until some time tomorrow.
