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Great Grandad Joke of the day
Two “Senior” widows were talking to each other.
Wilma says, “That nice Billy Fleck asked me out for a date, I know that you went out with him last week and I wanted to know about him before I give him an answer.”
Wanda says, “Well I tell you, what a fine gentleman, he shows up right on 6 pm dressed in a fine suit and brings me a beautiful bunch of flowers. Then outside what’s there, a chauffeured limo. He takes me to dinner at a fine restaurant, Lobster Thermidor and champagne, desert and after dinner drinks. Then we go to a show. Let me tell you Wilma I could have died from pleasure! We come back to my apartment and he turns into an animal, completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me 3 times!”
Wilma says, “Goodness gracious!….so are you telling me I shouldn’t go?”
Wanda says, “No, no, no…I’m just saying, wear an old dress!”
