[DannyKaye]

Great Grand Dad Joke of the day​

A glass of wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand:

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.

However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor)because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of Shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service

 

[Maddison Dwyer]

Hahahahahaha oh my goodness, this is hilarious! Thank you for the laugh @DannyKaye

 

[BobR]

Try
NIce try and tell that to the judge when he jails you for at best unfit to drive or at worst manslaughter because you killed someone while over the influence. Nice try though

 

[Gazman]

Circa, when in India drink beer, lemonade or cola.

 

[Linnie]

Ha ha. Maybe I'll stay off the water from now on

 

[Gazman]

Try
NIce try and tell that to the judge when he jails you for at best unfit to drive or at worst manslaughter because you killed someone while over the influence. Nice try though

Now then, it didn't say get pissed. Sensible drinking, don't get sloshed if you're going to drive.

 

[Gazman]

Ha ha. Maybe I'll stay off the water from now on

Now we know what's wrong with our politicians, they're drinking too much water and full of poo.

 

[Jeanne]

However, if you have Stage four kidney disease, drinking water will reduce the risk of dry kidneys and the need for dialysis. Not amusing!

 

[Luckyus]

However, if you have Stage four kidney disease, drinking water will reduce the risk of dry kidneys and the need for dialysis. Not amusing!

I don't drink water because fish shag in it?

 

[DannyKaye]

However, if you have Stage four kidney disease, drinking water will reduce the risk of dry kidneys and the need for dialysis. Not amusing!

Sorry that you are ill, BUT it's a joke.

 

[UruauP]

Enlightening indeed