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Grandpa!
My small grandson got lost at our local shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed security guard and said.
''I've lost my grandpa!''
The guard asked ''What's his name?''
''Grandpa.''
The guard smiled, then asked, ''What's he like?''
The little guy hesitated for a moment, then replied,
''Single malt Johnny Walker and women with big boobs!''
