Granddad Joke of the day.
A teacher asked her class of 10 year old students, "Class can you give me an example of the word beautiful".
Mary stands up and says, "My big sister is beautiful". "That's very thoughtful Mary"
Barry says, "The sky when the sun is setting is beautiful". "That is an excellent response Barry".
Tina says, "The moon and the stars at night are quite beautiful". "That is wonderful Tina".
Johnny says, "A pregnant woman is beautiful". "How did you come up with that Johnny".
"Well my Dad came home from work last night, and Mum says I'm pregnant, and Dad says, that's beautiful, that's just bloody beautiful".