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Grandad Joke of the Day
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Is that Trump and Hegseth sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honour!, What are you guys doing here?"
Trump says, "We're planning World War III."
Guy says, "Really, What's going to happen?"
Trump says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Chinese and one blonde with big boobs."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big boobs! Why kill a blonde with big boobs?"
Trump turns to Hegseth and says, "See, I told you, no one gives a crap about 140 million Chinese."
