[Skipton]

Grand Final Tickets​

A mate of mine has two tickets for the AFL Football Grand Final.
Box seats plus airfares, accommodation etc., but he didn't realize
when he bought them that this is going to be on
the same day as his wedding - so he can't go.
If you're interested and want to go instead of him,
it's at St Peter's Church in Toorak Rd. Toorak at 3.00pm.
Her name is Louise.

 

[Sethia Soliman]

HAHA! Just getting his priorities straight.

 

[Xe]

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"​

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.