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Good or Bad Sex
Having a few grogs with a group of mates the other night when one of the younger guys,
Tommo, announced that he'd just broken up with his missus.
"What happened, Tommo? I thought you and Shirl were a very happy couple?" asked Freddie.
"Dunno, Fred, just came home last night and she was gone, with all of the furniture too. Never, ever had an argument, so can't work it out."
Donny, who knew everything about everything said, "I reckon you're to blame, Tommo. I was reading on the Internet a while ago, that the biggest cause of marriage break-ups is bad sex."
"That's bullshit," piped up Tony, "Good sex can break up a marriage too, even great sex."
"How'd you work that out?" we all asked at once, leaning in towards him, all ears.
"Well, it happened to me."
"How so?" we wanted to know, disbelieving him.
Tony looked at each one of us and with a grin said,
"I got caught shagging my next door Neighbour's young missus!"
