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Good old Jokes to smile at!
A Dublin man sees a sign outside a Kerry farmhouse: 'Talking Dog For Sale'.
He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back yard.
The man sees a very nice looking Black Labrador Retriever sitting there.
He asks the dog: "Do you really talk?"
"Yes!" The Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks: "So, tell me your story!"
The Labrador looks up and says: "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the Government, so I joined MI5 in England and, in no time at all they had me jetting from Country to Country, sitting in rooms with spies and world cartel drug lords, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping!"
"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years but, the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down and come back home to Dublin."
"I signed up for a job at Dublin airport to do undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in to their phone calls. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals."
"I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired!"
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the Kerryman how much he wants for the dog.
"Ohh! Ten quid will do!" says the owner.
"A tenner? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"
"Well," says the owner. "Because he's a flamin' liar! He's never been out of the back yard!”
