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GOOD LOOKING COW
Farmer Jane is walking down a country path when suddenly, she spots a beautiful cow in a nearby farmyard.
Noticing a farmer sitting on the porch, she walks up to him and says,
“Pardon me, sir, but your cow looks very good and I wish to ask if you’d be willing to sell her for $500.”
The farmer replies, “She doesn’t look good at all and she ain't for sale.”
Jane blinks in perplexity as she replies, “But sir, she truly does look very good;
I need a good milk cow right now and am willing to raise the price to $1000 if you like.”
The farmer replies, “She really doesn’t look so good, but if ya want her that much, I’m willin' to sell.”
Jane happily gives the farmer the money and begins leading the cow out of the gate.
The cow smacks into the side of the gate, trips over three rocks, stumbles into the farmer’s mailbox,
then sits still on the ground.
“Wait a minute,” Jane says, looking closely at the cow’s face. “This poor cow is blind!”
“Sorry, miss,” the farmer replies. “But I did give ya fair warning that she didn’t look so good.”
Farmer Jane is walking down a country path when suddenly, she spots a beautiful cow in a nearby farmyard.
Noticing a farmer sitting on the porch, she walks up to him and says,
“Pardon me, sir, but your cow looks very good and I wish to ask if you’d be willing to sell her for $500.”
The farmer replies, “She doesn’t look good at all and she ain't for sale.”
Jane blinks in perplexity as she replies, “But sir, she truly does look very good;
I need a good milk cow right now and am willing to raise the price to $1000 if you like.”
The farmer replies, “She really doesn’t look so good, but if ya want her that much, I’m willin' to sell.”
Jane happily gives the farmer the money and begins leading the cow out of the gate.
The cow smacks into the side of the gate, trips over three rocks, stumbles into the farmer’s mailbox,
then sits still on the ground.
“Wait a minute,” Jane says, looking closely at the cow’s face. “This poor cow is blind!”
“Sorry, miss,” the farmer replies. “But I did give ya fair warning that she didn’t look so good.”
