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Good As Coca Cola​

Sex life and Coca-Cola

Two friends meet after many years ...
They talk about their past life ...
One asks the other:

"And how's your sex life?? ...."

"Good As Coca-Cola ......."

"Oh great! .... Full of bubbles, eh?! ...."

"Nothing like that! ..."

Before it was 'NORMAL',
Then it became 'LIGHT'
And now it is 'ZERO'!!

 

[Dennis]

Do not like Coke.

Dennis R's Morning Pun, Just Silly, What did the foolish ghost do ? Climbed over walls.

 

[Reet]

"If I were to die first, would you remarry?" the wife asks.
"Well" said the husband, "I'm in good health, so why not?"
"Would she live in my house?"
"It's all paid up, so yes"
Would she drive my car?"
"It's new, so yes"
"Would she use my golf clubs?"
"No, she is left-handed"