[Skipton]

Gone To The Birds!​

Two crows were in a field when they noticed
a figure that looked like a man in the distance.
"See that over there? What is that?", says the first crow.
The second crows takes a long look,
"That's a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn't it."
"How can you tell it's a scarecrow and not a person?", replies the first crow.
"Look at its hand. No mobile", says the second crow.

 

[Littleboy8]

Gone To The Birds!​

Two crows were in a field when they noticed
a figure that looked like a man in the distance.
"See that over there? What is that?", says the first crow.
The second crows takes a long look,
"That's a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn't it."
"How can you tell it's a scarecrow and not a person?", replies the first crow.
"Look at its hand. No mobile", says the second crow.

 

[Mark K]

Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a Nobel Prize - for being outstanding in his field.
Someone asked him what his secret was and he replied "Hay. Its in me genes."

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock -Knock who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott nothing to do with you. Merry Christmas to all our members and may the New Year bring us all we wish for.

 

[Oaklegs]

Gone To The Birds!​

Two crows were in a field when they noticed
a figure that looked like a man in the distance.
"See that over there? What is that?", says the first crow.
The second crows takes a long look,
"That's a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn't it."
"How can you tell it's a scarecrow and not a person?", replies the first crow.
"Look at its hand. No mobile", says the second crow.

What did one crow say to the other one" have you bred any good rooks lately".

 

[Catherines]

Love the joke & especially the response jokes.

 

[Reet]

Love the joke & especially the response jokes.

Thanks for all the jokes that keep us laughing and happy throughout the year.

 

[UruauP]

Ha!