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Gone to Rome
A newly married couple were walking down the street when a priest stopped them and said,
"Didn't I marry you two last year?"
The husband replied, "Yes, Father, you did."
The priest asked, "Any children yet?"
The wife sighed, "Unfortunately, not yet."
The priest smiled and said,
"I'm going to Rome - I'll light a candle for you both to be blessed with children."
Eight years later, the wife runs into the priest again.
He asks, "So... any kids yet?"
She beams, "Yes! Two sets of twins and six more - ten in total!"
The priest says, "That’s wonderful! Where’s your husband?"
She replies,
"He’s gone to Rome... to blow out your bloody candle!"
