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Gone Fishin!
Saturday morning, I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,
and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked the boat up to the van
and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage,
turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different anticipation, and whispered,
"The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied,
"And can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started.....
