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Going Dutch
My hamster was poorly at the weekend, so I phoned the vet for advice.
He told me to cover it in warm jam, but that didn’t work and unfortunately,
the hamster died. So, I buried the whole sticky mess in my back garden.
Next morning when I woke up there were daffodils growing from where I’d buried it.
I phoned the vet, and he said it was very unusual for that to happen,
You don’t get daffodils, it’s normally tulips from hamster jam.
