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God’s creation

God and Michael

God and Michael the archangel were good friends and seldom
separated. One day God went missing and Michael searched for six days,
without success. On the seventh day he found God, resting.
"Where have you been", he inquired.
God smiled and proudly pointed down through the clouds,
"Look, Michael, look what I've made”.
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and asked, "What is it?"
"It's a planet”, replied God, “and I've put life on it. I'm
going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test, Balance".
"Balance" inquired Michael, "I'm confused”.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.
"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great
opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor.
Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a
continent of black people.
Balance in all things"...
God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be
extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land
area and said, "What's that one"?
"That's Perth, a glorious place. There are beautiful trees and
gardens, a beautiful river, and days filled with sunshine. The people
from Perth are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and
humorous, and they are going to travel the world.
They will be extremely sociable, hard working, high achieving,
carriers of peace, and producers of good things."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, and asked, "But what
about balance, God? You said there would be balance”.

God smiled, "I will create Canberra ..............
Wait till you see the idiots I'll put there”.
 

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