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Glowing Recommendation!​

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.
They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter.
“If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”