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Getting Turned On
A woman rang her doctor and asked for some help on a personal matter. He asked her what the problem was.
"Well, doctor, I was married just a couple of months ago and it turns out my husband is not the man I thought he was."
"How do you think I can help you? Is it a medical matter?"
"Sort of. It seems that he is a sex maniac."
"How do you mean?"
"Well, he's at me all the time, he constantly want's sex."
"Yes, well you are an attractive woman, so it would be quite normal."
"It's not normal, doctor, - sorry, I'll have to talk fast, I can hear his car coming - it doesn't matter what I'm doing, he's at me whether I'm making the beds, getting breakfast, washing the dishes, talking on the pho#2@ or... *%^@ ugh! oo'er... $^&)$#@ aah!!! Ooh! Hmmm! Pheeew!!
The doctor hung up and called his nurse in!
