[Ian D]

Getting old​

I was telling a friend today that getting old sucks a fair bit, when I need to pee I sprinkle pepper on it & when it comes out to sneeze I grab it and have a pee.
Then I remembered a joke on here the other day about the old fellow going to the doctors for Viagra, he asked the doctor for Viagra but only four tablets as he cuts them in quarters, the doctor says oh no that won't do that's not enough. The guy says to the doctor oh no you don't understand, I am 85 years old & I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my boots.