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Getting OLd
You know you're old when anytime you're entering your date of birth with a smartphone.
You get to the year and you have to spin it like you're on The Wheel of Fortune.
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I asked my daughter to give me the phone book.
She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur and lent me her iPhone.
So the spider is dead, the iPhone is broken and my daughter is furious!
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An elderly woman was walking her dog when a young man grabbed her handbag and ran away.
I asked if she was OK. She smiled and said that it's really no big deal,
because she carries her old handbag to put her dog's poop in it until she gets home to dispose of it.
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An old Lady offers the bus driver some peanuts.....so the driver happily munches on them.
Every 5 minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts..
Driver--"Why don't you eat them yourself?"
Old Lady--"I can't chew. Look, I have no teeth."
Driver-- "Then why do you buy them?"
Old Lady--"Oh, I just love chocolate around them.
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