[Skipton]

Get In Quick, Very Quick!​

''Did you know, Liqourland, BWS
and Dan Murphy's are giving away
free bottles of wine this Christmas,
to anyone who can run faster
than their Security Guards!''

 

[Mark K]

Get In Quick, Very Quick!​

''Did you know, Liqourland, BWS
and Dan Murphy's are giving away
free bottles of wine this Christmas,
to anyone who can run faster
than their Security Guards!''

Thanks for letting us know, but there is also a downside to that:
There is that first little twinge of guilt, the police chase, being tackled to the ground, the handcuffs, the courtcase, jail time, being raped by the biggest nastiest ugliest inmate, dying an agonising death from some horrible infection he gave you.
..... And that is why I chose to work for most of my life, and pay for my grog.