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GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
My flight was being served by a jovial an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super".
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed woman, from a rather diverse ethnic culture, hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, madam, but I asked you to raise your tray-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground".
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess, and I take orders from no one".
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch!"
My flight was being served by a jovial an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super".
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed woman, from a rather diverse ethnic culture, hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, madam, but I asked you to raise your tray-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground".
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess, and I take orders from no one".
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch!"
