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Gates of Heaven

Three Nun's dye in a car crash and go to heaven. St Peter is on the gates into heaven and says "Now sisters, I am going to have to ask you a few questions before you can come into Heaven. Don't worry they are not difficult!"
1st Nun "What was the first mans name in the garden of Eden?" The first Nuns says "Adam!" St Peter says "Yes you are in sister!"
2nd Nun "What was the name of the first woman in the garden of Eden? The second Nun says "Eve" St Peter says "Yes you are in sister!"
3rd Nun St Peter says "Mother Superior your question will have to be a bit more difficult!" What was the first thing that Eve said, when she saw Adam for the first time in the garden of Eden?" Mother Superior is thing most diligently holding her chin with her hand, after a while, finally says to St Peter "That's a hard one!" St Peter snickers to himself and says "Yep your in Mother Superior!"
Happy Easter to one and all!
Amen! & Amen
OXox
 

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