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Gassing up
A trucker walks into a truck stop café and gives his order:
“I’ll have three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.”
The new blonde waitress, eager to do her job but completely confused, rushes to the kitchen.
“There’s a guy out there ordering three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and two running boards… does he think this is an auto parts store?”
The cook laughs.
“No, no! Three flat tires are three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two sunny-side-up eggs, and running boards… that’s two slices of bacon.”
Relieved, the waitress nods and heads back. But she has a cheeky idea. She grabs a bowl of beans and adds it to the tray.
When she sets the plate in front of the trucker, he raises an eyebrow.
“What’s the beans for?”
With a grin, she says,
“Well, I figured while you’re waiting for your flat tires, headlights, and running boards… you might as well gas up!
