[Skipton]

Gaseous!​

“I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized
I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really,
really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished
my coffee and noticed that everybody was staring at me….
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.”

 

[Jarred Santos]

Gaseous!​

“I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized
I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really,
really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished
my coffee and noticed that everybody was staring at me….
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.”

All's fun and games until you feel something go along with the gas

 

[nifty8753]

Classical Gas. Fantastic song from an earlier time.

 

[Darron]

Oldie but goodie

 

[Mina vriesekolk]

Oh No!

 

[Mindygirl12022]

Gaseous!​

“I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized
I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really,
really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished
my coffee and noticed that everybody was staring at me….
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.”

It has also happened to me in a lift at work, thing is THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE!'