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Gary is in Hospital
GARY IS IN HOSPITAL! Who the hell is Gary ?
Well Gary is the geezer who got home late one night and Marilyn his wife, says "Where the hell have you
been?" Gary replies "I was getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo"? She frowned. "What
kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar note on my privates" he
said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head
in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar
note tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can
stay right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want."
Gary is now in The Critical Care Unit, Room 233. No visitors until further notice.
