[Luckyus]

Funny Comebacks​

You know you really should buy some breath mints?

I have better things to do than listen to you.

Whoever told you to be yourself has given you bad advice.

I don’t care what everyone else says; I don’t think you’re that bad.

Stupidity’s not a crime, so you’re free to go.

I believed in evolution until I met you.

Have you ever wondered why people don’t like you?

I accept that I’m not perfect, but at least I’m not you.

If ignorance is bliss, then you must be the happiest person on the planet.

You always bring me so much joy ……. the minute you leave the room.