[Luckyus]

Funny Comebacks II​

I don’t need a proctologist to tell me you’re an arsehole.

I’m not a cactus expert, but I do know a prick when I see one.

I would explain it to you but I have neither the time nor the crayons!

Sorry, pal but I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.

Look, if I wanted to hear from an arsehole, all I had to do was fart.

If only your dad had used a condom, the world would be a better place.

You have your entire life to be a prat. Take a day off and give the rest of us a break.

Everyone said you were unpleasant, but I didn’t believe them ……. until now.

Sorry, but you’re confusing me with someone who actually cares about what you think.

Are you always such an idiot, or do you just like to show off when I’m around?