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FUNERAL EXPENSES
FUNERAL EXPENSES
Sylvia and Hymie were married for 60 years, but unfortunately, it wasn't a great marriage.
A day after Hymie dies, Sylvia gets a call from the family Lawyer explaining that all Hymie left in his will was one million dollars and the entire amount had to be spent on his funeral.
On top of that, within 3 months Sylvia has to account to the lawyer for every cent spent.
Sure enough 3 months to the day after the funeral, the lawyer calls.
Lawyer: "Sylvia I need you to account for the million dollars spent on Hymie's funeral?"
Sylvia: "Well, I spent $5000 on the casket, $3000 on the funeral service, $8000 on the burial plot, $ 4000 on the hearse and $980 000 on the Memorial stone."
Lawyer: "What!, $980 000 on the memorial stone? How big was the damn memorial stone?"
Sylvia : "About 18 carats,"
