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. Bob was mowing his yard when he saw his neighbor walking past with duck tape. Bob asked, "Whatcha doin' with that tape?" His neighbor replied, "I'm gonna catch some ducks," and continued onwards. Later, he returned with ducks wrapped in his tape! The next day, Bob sees his neighbor walking past with a monkey wrench. Bob asks "Whatcha doin' with that monkey wrench?" He replies, "I'm gonna catch some monkeys" and continues onwards. Later he returns with monkeys. The next day, Bob sees his neighbor walking past with some pussywillows. Bob says, "Wait, let me get my hat!"​

 

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