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Fourth Time Lucky

A women confesses to her friend that she is still a virgin,
"How can that possibly be?" asks the friend. 'You've already been married three times."
"True," says the woman, "but my first husband was a gynaecologist, and all he wanted to was look at it.
And my second husband was a psychiatrist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it.
My third was a gourmand?, and he wanted to do do was eat it. the fourth is a lawyer, and now I know that ' I'm gonna get screwed ."
 
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A women confesses to her friend that she is still a virgin,
"How can that possibly be?" asks the friend. 'You've already been married three times."
"True," says the woman, "but my first husband was a gynaecologist, and all he wanted to was look at it.
And my second husband was a psychiatrist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it.
My third was a gourmand?, and he wanted to do do was eat it. the fourth is a lawyer, and now I know that ' I'm gonna get screwed ."
Awesome jokes, @Luckyus ! :)
 

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