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For The Dry Cleaning!
Wullie was drinking way too much .
His wife got so sick of it that she threatened
to divorce him if he ever come home steaming!
Anyway, he was out with his mates at the pub,
and he realised that he'd had too much to drink -
especially after he'd been sick all over his jacket.
He told his friend about his wife's threat, and she said:
"Dinna worry,: chist put a £20 note in yer top pocket.
en when ye get home, say at someone else threw
up on ye, an ey gave ye £20 to get it cleaned."
So that's exactly what he does.
When he gets home, his wife notices that he's got sick all down his jacket.
She immediately suspects that he's yet again had too much to drink!
He says: "Actually, someone else threw up on me and he gave me £20 to get it cleaned."
She says: "But ye hev got two £20 notes tere!"
He says: "e other £20 wis from e bloke who shat in ma troosers !"
