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Flying Home
Pat was flying home on a British Airways flight after a year's work in the Gulf sat next to him is a gentleman of obvious Arab decent.
The cabin staff come along with the hospitality cart and ask Pat if he would like anything so Pat opts for a large Jameson.
when the Arab gentleman is asked he says that he would rather be raped by a thousand whores than have alcohol touch his lips.
On hearing this Pat hands his drink back and says he feels the same but didn't realise it was an available option