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Flying Along
A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.
Paddy ordered a whisky.
The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.
He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores
than let liquor touch my lips!"Paddy handed his drink back and said
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"