[Luckyus]

Flag Pole​

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.
Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the fook'n height of this flagpole, but we don't have a fook'n ladder.'
The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.
She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches...
Then, she walked off.
Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde!

We need the fook'n height and she gives us the fook'n length..'