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First Day at The Senior Complex

On her first day at the senior complex, the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules.

“The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory out-of-bounds to the females.”

“Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.”

She continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.” “Are there any questions?”

At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd inquired:

“How much for a season pass?”
 
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